Huge Whore Calls Huge Whore A Huge Whore
Because selling whipped cream vodka with that dead slut baby voice of hers isn't enough to pay her barber bill, Amber Rose has pulled out the names of Kim Kuntrashian and Kanye West from the past and...
View ArticleParis Hilton earned $1.3 Billion since 2005!
I almost feel like I should put the word “earned” in quotation marks … oh well, coulda shoulda woulda. In news that I have no doubt will fill you with the kind of all-consuming rage unseen since LeAnn...
View ArticleGerard Butler doesn’t who Brandi Glanville is
So a little while ago, Brandi Glanville was all like “hey, I banged Gerard Butler for an entire week!” Because discretion is like kryptonite to socialite whores. So in what is quite possibly one of the...
View ArticleOpen Grammys Post: Hosted By The Promqueeninator
If you're watching this mess on E! right now, then we're rolling our eyeballs in unison at Ryan Gaycrest playing the littlest therapist in the world by taking people by the hand and asking them in a...
View ArticleCourtney Stodden went ‘sexy’ rollerskating
That’s weird, I didn’t know syphilis could roll. Anyway, because it’s been, like, days since she payed the paparazzi to follow her around and take pictures of her while she staged (her words here, not...
View ArticlePorta Potty Sex: The Butler Did It!
Please clap your ass cheeks for man skank for all seasons, Gerard Butler, reaching the pinnacle of dirty slutdom by probably sexing on a piece he just met in a porta potty at Coachella over the...
View ArticleAfternoon Crumbs
The Difficult Brown debuts his new gold painted butt plug, which he's obviously wearing in the picture above - IDLYITW Linda Evangelista is still heading the East Coast chapter of the #getmoneybitch...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Cholo Fez
Today's "no puedo" moment is brought to you by a cholofied Wilmer Valderrama. We're living in a bizarre world, because somebody fronted the money for a movie called "School Dance" directed by Mimi's...
View ArticleParasite Hilton Still Exists And Is Trying To Be A DJ Now
In case you needed to know that Wonky McValtrex is as good at DJing as she is at sucking dick, here's that piece of trash pretending to push a bunch of buttons and turn knobs during her debut DJ set at...
View ArticleAntonio & Melanie Aren’t Getting A Divorce, So Says People
Depending on who you ask, Melanie Griffith is either throwing a "Pendejo, wipe the skank stank from your chorizo, because I can smell it here from here!" side-eye at Antonio or she's making a "No, I'm...
View ArticleAnd Every Twihard Just Melted Into A Puddle Of Sparkly Misery
In case you haven't looked out your window recently, the streets are filled with mental health professionals in white coats chasing down Twihards carrying burning cardboard cutouts of Kristen Stewart...
View ArticleHere’s A Half-Naked Zac Efron Dancing With A Skanky Nicole Kidman In The Rain
The trailer for The Paperboy (aka the movie I'm hoping is 2012's biggest piece of trash) is finally here, and in case you already forgot what The Paperboy is about, let me remind you that's it's that...
View ArticleKaty Perry And John Mayer Might Be Doing It
One of Katy Perry's goals in life, next to shooting everything found in a grocer's fridge section out of her tits, must be to hump on every mega man skank on the CDC's most wanted list. Because Katy...
View ArticleEngland’s Finest Rose Is Still A Chaste Flower
Our thoughts and prayers should be with that pug who was rushed to a poison control center after it accidentally swallowed a toxic drop of saliva that dripped out of Kirk Norcross' skank mouth during...
View ArticleAfternoon Crumbs
Only a smart and resourceful gold digger like Victoria Silvstedt would use her money-loving shovel as a paddle - Hollywood Tuna Liberty Ross, who sorts of looking like Courteney Cox meets my first...
View ArticleThe Silver Fox’s Piece Pulls A Kristen Stewart
It all went to piss when they let Fuggie Fug get between them, obviously. The Daily Mail has some slightly ESCANDALOSO and EXLUSIVO pictures of The Silver Fox's rumored fiance Ben Maisani sucking face...
View ArticleJon Stewart Soothes RPattz’s Broken Heart With Ice Cream
With three tubes of Prep H smeared all over his eye area to keep down the swelling he got from his ducts barfing up floods of sparkle tears, Robert Pattinson slid into the guest chair at The Daily Show...
View ArticleThat Life-Ruining Tramp Slut Kelly Taylor Just Can’t Stop Herself
We've all seen this episode a million times, but I guess Kelly Taylor is really into re-living the reruns, because that stringy-haired, Contempo Casuals-wearing, home-wrecking klepto skank is at it...
View ArticleCourtney Stodden Wants Playboy, Playboy Wants Nothing To Do With Her Plastic...
When Courtney Stodden turned 18 in human years on Wednesday, porn companies threw offers at her, because DUH. Well, nasty pervs who were hoping to fap to an iguana in a blond wig humping on human man...
View ArticleKhloé Kardashian got punk’d!
Did you know Punk’d is a thing again? Because what we all needed was a dated, over-the-hill show to remind us how embarrassing ten years ago was. Coming up next: Trucker Hats! Anyway, Khloé Kardashian...
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